he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
*restarts entire game*
This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
the fault within our star was so romantic
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue