sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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4 hours ago - 109,991 notes - sassykardashian

tastysoup:

"Stop blaming the writers!!!"

THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????

(Source: electro-monk, via claryherondales)


4 hours ago - 29,773 notes - electro-monk

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

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(Source: okaywork, via my-life-as-a-teenage-strider)


4 hours ago - 138,912 notes - okaywork

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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(Source: emiroberyn, via alphabitches)


4 hours ago - 161,092 notes - emiroberyn

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via comstocks)


4 hours ago - 492,530 notes - alieniverson

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via bat-caroline)


4 hours ago - 152,060 notes - narcotic

lunalovegouda:

That’s it that’s the whole show. 

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4 hours ago - 49,250 notes - lunalovegouda

super-who-lockian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potatoes are life

(Source: stoner-dad, via bat-caroline)


4 hours ago - 442,563 notes - stoner-dad

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via clarswalds)


14 hours ago - 277,423 notes - kegelgod

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily, via kaplands)


21 hours ago - 326,885 notes - cradily

Andrew and Emma photobombing each other ♥

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via cinnasownmockingjay)



urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters, via cramp)


21 hours ago - 241,113 notes - urbancatfitters

fitness-food-and-fandom:

So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

these are amazing

(Source: vraieronique, via tessaviolet)


21 hours ago - 44,077 notes - vraieronique

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

(Source: clvbpenguin, via alphabitches)


21 hours ago - 235,556 notes - clvbpenguin

fierceasheck:

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

(via clarswalds)


21 hours ago - 158,973 notes - fierceasheck





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