averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via portugals-satan)


7 minutes ago - 70,475 notes - averagefairy

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via mockingkiss)


8 minutes ago - 410,095 notes - thrashturbate

noooooooope:

.rar means i love you in file compression

(via evrrlark)


8 minutes ago - 8,121 notes - noooooooope

queenmyr:

someone please teach me

queenmyr:

someone please teach me

(Source: classynwonderful, via kenzmac)




miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

(via mydraco)


11 minutes ago - 554,046 notes - miss-grace

fermatas-theorem:

girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via hazellncaster)



trohbabe:

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

image

(via thewalkingoswin)


15 minutes ago - 746,374 notes - circumcising

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

(Source: fuckyeahviralpics, via thewalkingoswin)



one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

image

image

(via the-tricksters-sonic-screwdriver)




jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

(via aimys)



4x14 "The Grove" - deleted scene (x)

(Source: walkingdeaths, via fuckyeahthewalkindead)



alphabitches:

10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies

me: image

(via alphabitches)



and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

(via the-tricksters-sonic-screwdriver)


35 minutes ago - 250,079 notes - stripedpants





I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.


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