are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
The Walking Dead Banner Season 4 → Season 5
FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night
This makes sense.
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
If only I could but I like boys too much even though they’re dirty pieces of trash
the woman you think is your mother, is not your mother.she’s your kidnapper.
This is modern art
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
when you accidentally bump into the president
lonk, from pennsylvania
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.